Kiss my teeth, suck my lips

Waiting around at the station i hear a black person making this strange sound with their mouth. Ok before i carry on i just want to make it clear im not trying to stereotype or anything, as with everything i write about its just a general observation.

So back to the sound i think its referred to as kissing my teeth as told by 'bo selecta'. So anyway i hear this sound. A sound i've heard many times before. With each time it is a black person. Can anyone tell me why they do this?

From what i gathered or guessing its when they are annoyed or just being ignorant. Whenever i do it its cause i got something stuck inbetween my teeth.

So what You watching?

Just chilling, came out the bathroom and saw my mom was watching a program asked her what she was watching and whats it about. Her reply was:

"RAPE!"


OK then what do you reply to that. I just decided to then carry on walking. Its that kind of situation where you think to yourself. OK if I stay here and now begin to watch this program what will she think of me. But then I think why are you watching this program about rape! Slightly strange situation, so if you ever want to stop a conversation or just make the other person not speak about anything just say RAPE. Even if it is off topic.

Seeds with your mail

Have you ever come across sunflower seeds with your mail? Well you would leaving in an area called boardsley green in birmingham.

Driving past someones house a woman just casually eating her seeds what caught my attention was when she spat out a chunk of remains from the seed. I'm guessing they didn't agree with her, so watching her for about a min i then notice her eat another one but this time she put the remains in her neighbours postbox.

Its bad enough getting junk mail but the last thing i'd want is bits of seeds on my mail. The person living there is prob thinking bugger not seed mail again thats the fourth tine this week. Whats with this postman is a damn shame i aint got a budgey. Cause if i did that bird is sortes for life!

What is that smell?!

As im sat on a bus waiting to move i'm hit by this strong pungent aroma! Why is it that everytime your on public transport you get the occasional smelly person. I should really change occasional to 'often'.

It's like a regular occurance, does public transport now mean lack of personal hygiene. I mean transport is well expensive these days so that group of people out there decide to invest their money on getting the bus from A to B rather than spending a little on freshing up.

As a lot of people do use these forms of transport is it our duty to inform them or better yet spray them?! Maybe there should be those air freshener spray thingy bobs on there. Automatic spray when it senses a smelly guy on board.

As i'm about to finish writing this i notice the smelly guy about to leave and then i notice his filth ridden fingers and hands. So not only is there a smell ive now got to be awear of where his putting his hands. Oh god the dredd of cross contamination. Hopefully as i finish this blog on my phone it aint got some strange new found disease!

Nail clipping on a bus

So your sat on the bus and you hear the sound of nail clippers. Not sure if this is wat im hearing so i take a look. Low and behold the guy is proper getting stuck in clippy cllip clip.

Ok theres a time and place for that. Why on a bus? Im just glad i aint the person sat in front of them. As with nails you always get the few stradlers that seem to fly off. The last thing i want is going to wrk with bits of someone else' nail clippings in my hair.

Im just glad he aint cutting his toe nails. Last thing i wana see in the morning is a guy mounting his leg up, bearing his feet. Then bring out the big boy clippers and start hammering away like he was on a builders yard. Nothing worse than big nail clippings flying around on a bus.