Achieving a Goal while passing wind and collecting JUNK!!!

I know people it's been over a week, well technically 2 lol since I last was on here and that's right I have reached one of my year goals!

Yep one of my Goal's was to get a job in the media and I have done it finally whoop whoop!!! As we are in April it's taken me 4 months so not bad. Just gotta keep this job and work my bollocks off lol!! For people interested in what I'll be doing is Video editor and cameraman. If you want to see who I will be working for here's the link:

www.mybrumtv.co.uk

check it out I'll be doing videos that go on there etc.

So who's been passing wind?

Well working in retail your gonna get the odd person breaking the barrier between fresh and slightly pongee. Your service customers and then all of a sudden POW you have just walked into a dome of gas and every which way you go there is no escape. You may as well just bask in the fresh product! But your not the only one who notices it but when you look around you see other's with that slight pulled face as tho something just died clearly over exaggerating the fresh smell of the brew lol!

But it's always a funny one to see the customer's scatter from the point of origin leaving the culprit or possible innocent victim. When in fact it could have been one of the staff member's using the excuse:

"Man can you smell that? God that is ruff as!"

While that staff member walks off thinking ha ha ha I fooled him. That was the type you savour under your bed sheet lol!!!

It was JUNK collecting day by mine

Yep it was that time of year again when the council ask people to put there junk out front. So I did a massive clear out only to find, Yep that is right

RANDOM STRANGERS PICKING UP MY JUNK!!!!

Man, that saying is true one man's junk is another man's treasure. The whole point of junk is that it is JUNK. Rubbish you wouldn't normally throw out weekly but a broken chair, an old hoover etc. But as I watched out my window cars would pull up and rummage through the junk. OK picture this FAT WOMAN comes out of FIESTA (80's) with her fella in old 90's England shirt (not new retro one). Then take a look at what's on offer and then see my old Ironing board keep it up inspect it a lil and just as they are about to put it in the car.

BOOM!!!

They realize it is broken, the despair the confusion in the couples eyes and then they just throw it back realizing it was only JUNK!!!

So next time it's junk day just remember why it is there! You would normally rummage through my weekly rubbish collection would you?

That's all from observation James
:-)

p.s I will try and stay on top of these blogs! Promise!